Emily Post’s Etiquette Book for Ghosts

Emily Post’s Etiquette Book for Ghosts
Is a must since spirits are unruly,
Annoying, crass, and insistent, truly.
Tactless phantoms offended? Just quote Post!

Are spooks invasive, when they might have phoned?
This rule book helps avoid unpleasantries.
Emily Post’s Etiquette Book for Ghosts;
It’s a must when spirits get unruly.

It’s your nature to be a gracious host.
But poltergeists will taunt guests unduly.
Spectres will scare domestic pets mutely.
Next time wraiths visit, be prepared to quote
Emily Post’s Etiquette Book for Ghosts.
My copy’s autographed. Excuse my boast.