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Doctor Mozmogo on Trial

Splendiferopundit Etherflux

Hello, my name is Doctor Mozmogo. Days ago, there was this fox. He had a toothache. I didn't want to treat him, but he said he had a very bad toothache. I pulled his tooth out. The next day, I put in a gold tooth and glued his teeth together. Three days later, the glue worn out and he took me to court. An alligator was the judge. The jury were all mice. The fox was looking angry. The fox had won. Now I'm in jail with my husband. I will come out in two years.

Copyright 2002 by Splendiferopundit Etherflux.