Bewildering Stories

The Flying Beaver Song

R.E. Dorsal

I'm a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
You're a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
We're all flying beavers!
We can sing it all day long!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!

Of really stupid, boring songs we really must dispose,
But the outstanding Flying Beaver Song's not one of those!
And each and every happy flying beaver always knows
That this is how this really great and awesome song goes:

I'm a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
You're a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
We're all flying beavers!
We can sing it all day long!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!

Rarely ever does a really good song come this way,
But flying beavers sing this song and this is what they say:
"In the morning, in the evening, every single day,
The Flying Beaver Song's the best, so sing it now, okay?"

I'm a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
You're a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
We're all flying beavers!
We can sing it all day long!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!

Flying beavers everywhere are flying in the sky,
And when you ask them something, this is what they will reply:
"We'll tell you something interesting: We really don't know why,
But two plus seven equals nine, and that you can't deny!"

I'm a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
You're a flying beaver!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!
We're all flying beavers!
We can sing it all day long!
Sing the Flying Beaver Song!



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