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Old Lady’s First Day With the New PC

by Donna Gagnon

‘file
not
found on
this hard drive’
but it was just there
before I pressed that DEL button...

this
disk
is full
do not try
to put one more byte
in here or I’ll puke up my lunch

WARNING

there
are
thirteen
errors in
your brain, please re-boot
and try again before you speak

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