The insect warriors burst into the room. You scream. They don't seem to notice, and now they're starting to approach you. They look ugly. You try to run but can't. They're still approaching. You scream again. One of the insect warriors steps forward. You look at it. It looks ugly.
It says, "You are stupid, you know. Very stupid."
Then it hits you on the head, and you become unconscious.
Later, you wake up and find yourself in a very familiar room. There are six tunnels leading out of it, and now you can hear the insect warriors approaching again, darn it. Which way do you go?
Take the first tunnel.
Take the second tunnel.
Take the third tunnel.
Take the fourth tunnel.
Take the fifth tunnel.
Take the sixth tunnel.
Copyright © 2002 by Dave Chico and Bewildering Stories.