The Ill-Advised Adventures
of Jim-Jam O’Neily

by Channie Greenberg

Chapter One: Ralph’s Blemish
Chapter Two: Jim-Jam’s Louse
Chapter Three: The Unintimidatable Jim-Jam Ariel O’Neily
Chapter Four: Komodo Dragons, Neodymium Flakes, and Social Studies Teachers
Chapter Five: Higher-than-Normal-Intensity Laser Cannons
Chapter Six: Sad Poultry Vent Sexing Specialists and Dragon Food
Chapter Seven: Confabulations and Covariates
Chapter Eight: Twinkly, Binky, Buckley Boo
Chapter Nine: Uncommon Life Forms’ Toxicity
Chapter Ten: Ugly, Greyish Things
Chapter Eleven: Relative Responsibilities
Chapter Twelve: Doctoring Electronic and Other Sorts of Spins
Chapter Thirteen: A Nemesis’ Hinky Commitment
Chapter Fourteen: Ammonia and Amines
Chapter Fifteen: Mindless Rhetorical Onslaughts
Chapter Sixteen: Acacias, Myrtle, Oleaster, and Cypress
Chapter Seventeen: Demented Patients
Chapter Eighteen: Avoiding Interest
Chapter Nineteen: Privation
Chapter Twenty: Taking Delight
Chapter Twenty-One: Unusual Fondnesses
Chapter Twenty-Two: Social Unrest and Other Adolescent Hobbies
Chapter Twenty-Three: The Mechanisms of Prosecution
Epilogue: The Essential Quality of Charm