H. Anton Mitts
Bewildering Stories biography
Born in the dank south-easterly parts of England where nobody goes, M. Anton Mitts lives a particularly vapid life, travelling, working, serving Her Majesty’s Armed Forces and hiding in the untamed wilds of Missouri.
Currently failing a degree in Anglo-American History, he prides himself on the valueless wealth of encyclopaedic knowledge he wields, all of which is aimed (like a sharpshooter’s bullet) towards the very trivia that drives rational men insane and/or bored.
On his off-days he enjoys fine foods and finer women, the Orient, “not-writing,” teaching English, and other petty-bourgeois pretentions.
Copyright © 2008 by H. Anton Mitts